Mecha Brain Inc.

I’m going create the first biomechanical brain. So that information can be added and deleted just like a computer. Imagine the possibiliteis. No more forgeting dates or phone numbers or your to do lists. No more studying or sitting through your boring teachers lectures. How great would that be. I’ve been thinking abouit this for ages. Imagine loading say an encyclopedia, or dictionary into your brain. I suppose if I ever really developed a brain that could reap the benefits of an organic brain as well as the benefits of a computers brain there would defenitly be downsides. I imagine that eventually a brain such as this would need upgrades and/or accessories. So we'd all go out and get the newest best upgrades and wouldn’t you know it... Bugs! So we'd need software patches to fix the bugs, and by the time all the bugs are worked out here comes window 10 million and 1:brain edition. By the time we get our brains online, then we will certainly have people who are
so pissed off or maybe just bored, that they feel that it is their purpose to create viruses for the people with these brainMachines. So of course there will be an epidemic and finally antivirus protection for a modest fee (ha) and we will all have to have it. But who wants to pay for stuff? Introducing 'Brainster', the first brain to brain file sharing network. And 'Brainster lite' for those who don’t want their brainprotocol accessed. Anyway, this would get me rich and probably set the end times in motion, so if I ever figure it out I’m not sharing it with you guys cuz you’d only ruin the world with it. There ya go.

P.S. Little james says 'the crescent wrench of life is wrapped around my balls'