Dream #10

So I’m in this big cave, which is covered in snow inside and out. Obviously its cold so its makes sense that I’m dressed up like an eskimo, but for some reason I’m also sporting a red swim cap and matching goggles. while I’m investigating this snow cave a heard of penguins come from out of no where and just start trampling me... It was more like a swarm. So I get up and dust myself off, straighten my goggles and grab my shotgun. I try to catch up with the penguins but these big snow dunes start popping up all over the place. It seems like I spent an eternity fighting my way to the opwning of this cave. But alas, I finally make it but there is no penguin in site, instead I’m looking out into munchkin land, just like when dorothy opens the door after the big twister and suddenly everything is in color. I’m confronted by a robot cowboy who I have apparently offended and we agree to a duel. Backs together, ten paces turn and fire... yeah that whole thing. Of course bei
ng educated by looney toons I cheat and shoot him in the back as he walks his ten paces. unfortunately my gun only shoots those little plastic pizzas that you get with ninja turtles. Yeah, he doesn’t even feel that, so I grab a bucket and dip it into the nearest trough. (because munchkin land has now become the wild west) and I proceed to splash the robot cowboy with the water. He turns around and looks at me for a minute, so I’m like why didn’t you short cicuit or something and he reaches for a zipper on his forehead and unzips it all the way to his feet. Out steps an alien. He explains that he and his fellow aliens are conducting an experiment. I politley ask to be excused from the exercise and they beam me into a field. Not much is too clear after that but it seems that when they beamed me down I was spotted by the local rednecks and taken captive because I was believed to be an alien... How ironical.