Dream #7

I don’t know what my problem is but it seems like every dream I have involves guns… anyway heres the dream.

So I’m driving down one of those roads like you see in the movies in the middle of the desert.  I’m headed towards my lakeshore property (yeah in the middle of the desert).  On my way there is this gorgeous blonde supermodel looking lady jogging down the road (odd because I’m just not a big fan of blondes), and as I pass her I look in the rearview mirror to see who she is, she didn’t look familiar but she sees me looking and starts pulling up her top until its completely over her head.  Nudity! Guess I should have written a disclaimer.  (Little Seamus please don’t ban my blog because it contains adult situations)  So anyway I get home and I go into the bathroom where some sort of grilling accident has happened because the toilet is clogged with toilet paper and dales marinade sauce (I don’t know how a liquid can clog a toilet)… the bathroom is flooded so I go back outside, I guess to find a tree, and who do I find in my carport?  You guessed it, the mysterious blonde and a few guests.  Street Gang members, 2 to be exact and they don’t look happy.  I explain to them I’m not prepared to entertain company and politely ask them to leave, they refuse and the dream violence commences.  I pull out my 38 special and begin to fire.  They have the fake cowboy pistols this time, but wouldn’t you know it… I’m firing blanks!!! (When am I going to get some live ammo for Pete’s sake!?!)  We obviously agree to stop our mock gunfight and they take me to there leader, who looks like a Chinese Mafia member (he’s on my front porch).  I talk to the guy for a while, I’m not sure what about, but it had something to do with family I think because I discover he has a soft spot for babies. So, I tell the guy my wife and new born are inside.  This convinces the guy to take his gang members and girlfriend off my property.  The End.